Attack of the bronzer
A problem not just at Jeager but plaguing many teens and women across the country: when you think you need one more swipe of bronzer - you've probably gone too far already.
Grayson Perry eat your heart out
Meadham Kirchhoff's fashion show was the funest of them all at London Fashion Week, but what happens on the catwalk stays on the catwalk.
The greasy barnet
Hmmm… oil-coated hair and red eyeshadow anyone? Sorry, but on this occasion no thanks Miu Miu, we'd rather go au naturel.
Whoops a daisy!
Go around sporting small summer weeds in your hair à la Alexis Mabille and onlookers will seriously think you've lost the plot, not frolicking in a flower-filled field. The conspicuous eyelids
"Darling, I am literally dripping in silver, I can't possibly open my eyes to look at you…" Or at least that's what we think this silver-eyelidded model backstage at Fendi was heard to be mumbling.
The shiner
Models sported at Gianfranco Ferre sported what looked dubiously like black eyes courtesy of a palette of metallic grey eyeshadow.
The Bushy-Scouse brow
The thick, drawn-on Scouse brow made a bushy friend at Sass and Bide. The result? Well we wouldn't mess with this gal, would you?
The temple debate
How high is too high for blusher? How far is too far for eyeshadow? The answer to these age-old beauty queries were displayed at Vivienne Westwood.
The Only Way is Essex eyes…
…by may of Milan. Gucci, to be precise
The bleached brow
As seen at Rick Owens and more designers than we care to mention, the no-brow was one of the most prolific yet baffling beauty trends of the season.
Spring/summer 2012 beauty: Don't try these looks at home - 2