The 'spray paint' face
Only kidding - it's not really spray paint (kids: definitely DON'T try this one at home) - but more like an all-over lacquer. This Moncler look is really handy for when you're having one of those 'I can't face the world' sort of moments.
Heroin not-so-chic
At the Hakaan show, paramedics were almost called to assist the seemingly 'exhausted' models.
Alien features
Is it a UFO? No, just a really dodgy backcomb at Issey Miyake.
Disco no-no
We'd be looking as miffed as this model at Ashish if we has to wear glitter eyeshadow and dark lipgloss. Together.
Cousin It's fine-haired friend
We also have Moncler to thank for this modern-day adaptation of the hairy creature in the Addams Family.
Metallic lipstick
…Is never a goer for anyone. Not even if London Fashion Week designer Mary Katrantzou gave it the seal of approval.
Co-ordination overkill
We've heard of matching your nails to your lips, but cripes, not your hair! Note those bleached brows again, this time we have Julien Macdonald to thank.
Dolly done drag
Take one part beautiful Victoria's Secret model, three parts Jean-Paul Gaultier catwalk show, et voila: a fast track to Dame Edna make-up artistry.
Teen (bad) dream
As much as we think the make-up at Jeremy Scott was adorable, this voluminous quiff and freckles should definitely be left on the catwalk.
Hippy takes a (very) bad trip
…via waaay too much bronzer and some faux dreadlocks at Maxmara.
Spring/summer 2012 beauty: Don't try these looks at home - 1