Royal Ascot fashion 2012: hat horrors - 2

 Utilising an old feather boa and an unwanted lampshade, this lady in red packs a charity-shop inspired punch at the races.

 Is there a face under that petal-strewn top hat? Though she might be smiling for this photographer we don't blame her for trying to hide.

 Fine Filly? Bit Silly might have been better in retrospect.

 Tequila sunrise? Happy Hour cocktails should not be the inspiration for one's Ascot outfit.

 We almost didn't notice the hat we were so distracted by this race goer's Scousebrows. Homemade hat and make-up both better when viewed from afar.

 Trying to spruce up her son's Subbuteo table with a couple of cannily placed silk scarves didn't work out quite as well as planned for this Ascot attendee.

 A visual attack on the eyes, this show goer attempted to refine her brash graphic prints with a string of pearls. Her face tells us she knows she's made an error of judgement.

 Local school children got into the Olympic spirit and helped craft a headpiece for this lucky race goer.

 Fresh out the shower, Lisa Scott Lee embellished her Ascot look with a creamy shower puff.

Is that a Full English fry-up laced in glitter on top of that show goer's head? Yes, it is. And that's all that needs to be said on the matter.

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